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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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shortandloud 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.

celticwoman04 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.

Comments

alfalfanator12 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 12:18

wow..i seriously CANNOT believe some of these peoples comments. thats just beyond rude and shameful. saying that she's ugly and her mom was right. okay, ONE: you idiots dont know what she looks like! TWO: looks arent everything and literally when your so called "good looks" are gone what do you really have if thats all you care about? and LASTLY: i can bet 100% that all of you that wrote those horrible things arent even "good looking" and are really insecure losers trying to bag on someone just because people called you ugly. seriously im 16 and more mature than you. and clearly have more sense, what's your excuse?

littlebiggs23 11

Monday 6 May 2013 16:33

Uh huh. Is that why you don't have a picture on your profile? Practice what you preach, you self righteous ****.

Maggithaaa 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:37

that's not the right adjective for him...

Maggithaaa 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:38

(user: cocky)

brenton377 0

Monday 18 July 2011 23:14

True

smhlqnick 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 15:40

You should innocently ask her how she got your father then because you both have the same (insert physical trait here). That or say remind her that you've got such a great personality that you don't need to rely on looks like she does.