Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 166

You deserved it 834

Busted

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML

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The worst excuse

By Anonymous - 29/04/2025 00:00 - South Africa

Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 115

Anger management classes going well?

By Annageewhiz34 - 23/04/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw the guy I met on Tinder and went out with, only to be told “I’m not ready for a relationship, let’s just be friends” out on a date kissing another girl. I interrupted the date to rip him a new one for lying to me, only to be escorted out by the restaurant manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 1 051

You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 617

Crushed

By DeniedBoi - 24/05/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML

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You deserved it 190

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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You deserved it 179

Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 225

SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 10 July 2015 15:37

Y'see, that's why we have webcams.

psyjoniz 12

Friday 10 July 2015 16:26

welcome to the internet.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 10 July 2015 17:12

Online isn't always the best...half are fake...actually probably more than half..maybe try speed dating...

Giovana1234 4

Friday 10 July 2015 18:54

Hahaha that sucks.

Giovana1234 4

Friday 10 July 2015 18:56

What you get from the Internet.

Candied_person 13

Friday 10 July 2015 19:20

This is why we have guns

jessmonkey 15

Friday 10 July 2015 19:28

Best FML ever.

ohkay12 11

Friday 10 July 2015 19:40

This is why you videochat with a person you meet online before meeting them in person..

boxergirl1054 16

Friday 10 July 2015 22:03

Wow tinder at its best

emmshemms 5

Friday 10 July 2015 23:42

Sorry, but was the mention of the past breakup necessary..?

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