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By Anonymous - 07/01/2017 14:28

Today, after 5 months of waiting, her underwear FINALLY was off and I was gonna get some, and then the baby cried...for 2hrs. Welcome to parenthood.
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thrifting 18

Thanks for reminding me to take my birth control.

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sillymama 21

Welcome to parenthood. I have teenagers now and they block the great sex too. Hang in there. You'll get creative about when and how to have sex after babies get here.

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thrifting 18

Thanks for reminding me to take my birth control.

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mcdgaf 14

This should read "today I threw a tantrum on the internet because I am selfish and wanted my needs to come before a being that is incapable of self sufficiency." You act like that exact scenario hasn't happened for thousands of years and you're the first to experience sexual frustration, you aren't. You might, however, be the first person to complain about normal adult responsibilities on this website today.

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sillymama 21

Welcome to parenthood. I have teenagers now and they block the great sex too. Hang in there. You'll get creative about when and how to have sex after babies get here.

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