Today, a month after I passed my qualification exams, and about...

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By AlphaKappa - 05/09/2017 18:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, a month after I passed my qualification exams, and about 8 months after transfer to my new job, as I finally started to come out of my depression, I was told my department closed down and I was demoted to my previous position. FML

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Friday 3 November 2017 12:29

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