Today, a customer was looking for some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fire-retardant, which might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out for supposedly calling her a retard. FML
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Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
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Top comments
xlord 27
Well if she got that mad she very well might be...
thee_most_dope 30
If the shoe fits..
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Comments (68)
thenamesjan 13
She's probably fire-retarded
sarah5745 41
Nope, just retarded
ohSNAPyall 26
"This wood is fire, retard."
oatmeal96 10
Ur a ******* retard
crunchycheeto99 11
This reminds me of my mom..
devildog562 33
Show some respect !
kingdomgirl94 29
21's mom could be this bitchy and stupid though, who are you to judge? Someone doesn't stop being stupid because they're you're parent. 21 is the only one on this site with position to prove or disprove his comment about his mother.
crunchycheeto99 11
You must give respect to recieve it. I've given up respecting her untill she shows a little.
ProudDaddy 7
"Fire-resistant" would have been a better choice of words
Ichiya 29
But fire resistant and fire retardant mean different things. Sure they are close but not interchangable. One should use the term that was assigned to the material to avoid legal matters later.
KingreX32 21
well clearly she is.
WolfyGrace 24
Maybe she's somehow related to the brother who thought having sex with a girl on the pill gives you female hormones.
ostfaiz 18
this kind of biased situation will teach u for any future discrepencies Op
Ki11erC 18
Plywood for decking? You can't be serious, even for internal decking you wouldn't use that.
iAmPaul 49
That just goes to show how oversensitive some people can be.