Work: Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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By Marty - 24/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By jobless - 07/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By tammylauraine - 29/02/2012 18:21 - United States

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 17:01 - Australia - Crows Nest

Today, the magazine that had my ad in it came out. There’s never been an ad for my niche before. But there was a bigger, better ad for exactly the same thing before mine. Yet another failed business idea for me. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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MattBC97 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:25

Theres a way to switch the number from that to your pizza places phone and then get a completely new cell number. Just call your phone companies.

TomasT 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:28

Good advertising for free. Just use the cell for the company and get a new cell... And of course, refuse to pay the ad. Win-win-win.

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RFetsch 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:59

YDI- u obviously didn't go to college and now you are working for minimum wage a a sucky pizza place. Way to go fruitcup.

BonJovi821 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:16

OP is the manager, and probably makes double the money than you do.

RFetsch 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:32

if ur manager it doesn't mean u make good money

amazinggbaby 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:50

It does mean you make quite above minimum wage. Manager=more responsibility=more money.

RFetsch 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 2:04

first of all my cousin is the manager at dominos. he makes 13$ an hour so it's close to minimum wage.

tass919 12

Wednesday 8 September 2010 2:52

actually being a manager doesn't mean you make more money necessarily, especially if it's a pizza parlor that has a restaurant attached that has a waitstaff. surprisingly waiters/waitresses actually make more money because they get tips, a manager just gets better benefits. my brother used to be a waiter and is now a manager and actually is now "making less" but has benefits.