TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
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Disapproving

By Disappointment - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
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diet_otaku 0

this site really needs a "what's the big deal?" button.

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zabeth_fml 0

OMG NOT PIERCINGS NOOOOO! ...Seriously. So what?

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

And....? If your name was maybe "Embarrassed" instead of "Disgusted" I might give a shit but you kinda just sound like you're being a snob.

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whatshorts 0

Exactly what I was thinking. The name erased what sympathy, if any in the first place, that I had for her.

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khatuba 0

If you met your mom for the first time, and had to picture her nipples, you wouldn't be disgusted? Idiots.

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diet_otaku 0

no, not really. i got over being grossed out by my parents' bodies in middle school. they're just nipples, everyone has them.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

No #35 not if you're older than 12

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Buzzshock331 7

No matter what you say, we'd all be a little disgusted on meeting our mom for THE FIRST TIME and learning such intimate details. She has a right to an opinion, you guys acting like jerks doesn't help.

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hunny_kat 0

You used nether regions in a sentence hahhahaha what is this 20,000 leagues under the sea? FYL

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proud_liberal 0

so what if she did? you must be a conservative. I hope you die and you get cancer

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Mandy_fml 0

WOW, dude, calm down. Maybe she's an ignorant snob but that doesn't mean she deserves cancer. People like you make me sick.

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fxdxhk90 0

It doesn't matter, everyone on this site knows that proud liberal is a world class jackass.

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Bryan_Z 0

OMG SHE NOT TRADITIONAL DEATH SENTENCE. Chill dude.

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xNephilim 18

It's not that bad, we all know that. But it's still something I wouldn't want to know about my Mom, especially if I met her the first time.

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Avenging_Angel 0

"Nether regions" XD So she has a few piercings. I don't see the problem.

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