Intimacy Time for Family Counseling? - FML

Time for Family Counseling?

"asperix" - 18/07/2017 15:50

Today, my drunk brother told me he has an incest fetish. FML

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asperix 20

Tuesday 18 July 2017 0:52

alright, so i posted this about 5 minutes after he told me at a party. the day after he explained that hes kinda in love with my sister-in-law and thats what drunken him means by incest fetish. i know that she also have feelings for him... not sure wether i should help them or run away.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 July 2017 4:35

1. Get him to repeat that on video. 2. Show it to him when he is sober. 3. ???? 4. Profit.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 4 July 2017 15:57

Aaaand time to tell mom and dad and invest in some locks. If he does anything that makes you uncomfortable, you do whatever you need to do to make him stop. Incest fetish might not mean sibling incest, but better safe than sorry.

Lee Elliott 4

Monday 14 August 2017 23:05

don't help, just, if they go for it, that's on them, i guess.

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