The idiot

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 10:00

Today, you know those videos where catering staff accidentally drop the wedding cake in front of the bride, groom, and guests. Well I’m now that idiot. I’m also now in a cast on crutches because the bride kicked me in the leg with her heels so hard she snapped a bone. FML
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Ubehage 32

I hope you reported her violent ass for assault. FYL

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Ticonderogapencils 16

That's 100% assault and battery. I'm not saying that their anger isn't justified but by no means does that give them the right to physically injure you.

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Ubehage 32

I hope you reported her violent ass for assault. FYL

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Ticonderogapencils 16

That's 100% assault and battery. I'm not saying that their anger isn't justified but by no means does that give them the right to physically injure you.

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RichardPencil 30

Too bad you got injured by an act of self-defense. You assaulted the bride with cake (doubtlessly part of a scheme to get maximum "***** and giggles" on YouTube) and she fought back successfully.

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whackman56789 7

I feel like you should be kicked off of this platform for a while or possibly permanently as lately a lot of your comments have been very rude and extremely offensive

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RichardPencil 30

This one is neither offensive nor rude. It's just looking at the situation from a different possible perspective.

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poopface82 23

Yeah, you got assaulted by a bridezilla. May she be forced to pay all your medical bills and her new groom toss her in the dumpster on the way out.

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