Movies and Love: The horror!

The horror!

By duped - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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You deserved it 49 752

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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By confused - 30/04/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

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By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML

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By mymidlifecrisis - 08/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Valley Village

Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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lovelydarlings 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:22

You should've been honest with each other from the beginning.

yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

& this is why you don't start any kind of relationship with lies... just be honest! If they're worth it, they like you for you & not just your interests.

Comments

th4m4ster 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:54

I'm sure u both are relieved now ;)

niamah 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:04

Now that's true love. Or stupidity. There is often a thin line between the two!

Cynical_in_SK 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:51

So true!!

dcaruso 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:11

U both lied to find common ground only to have had it initially. No loss here. Just proves that you each care about each other enough to have done this. Stop your bitching

pclaibourne 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:16

Couldn't have said it better

sunlovinmama 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:24

What ridiculous reasoning.. It's true but not in any way healthy and therefore not good

BritLass 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:12

I love this!

mspeacock 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:27

Both of you liars deserve each other I guess.

candypants86 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:27

You are both ridiculous, lol. So eager to please each other that you tortured yourselves. It's hilarious, laugh about it and move on to things y'all really enjoy.

monagro 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:31

Kinda sounds like the best possible outcome.

hpaisan38 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:39

I'm torn in that YDI for not telling him that you don't like horror films and FYL since you did it for your boyfriend for three years. At least one of you spoke up!

brittni13jake 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:42

thats hilarious

Joey44 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:45

YDI, but I actually think this is kind of sweet in a way. It's not like you lied to each other about something big and important. You must be really really compatible with each other! XD