Today, my new girlfriend gave me head for the first time. It was so good, I swear she sucked my soul into another dimension! I was snapped back to earth by the thought that no one sucks that good without years and years of practice. Now I can’t stop thinking about all the other dicks she’s sucked. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
sucking dick is pretty easy tbh, and even so who cares? you've obviously gotten head before if you have something to compare it to. get a grip
cuz803 44
Dude, get the **** over it and be grateful. If the thought of her possibly having previous experience is too revolting, stop wasting her time.
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Comments (8)
Justkidding100 41
sucking dick is pretty easy tbh, and even so who cares? you've obviously gotten head before if you have something to compare it to. get a grip
Wadlaen 23
She's just been practicing to be prepared to give you the ultimate experience!
Nikki 17
Would you rather she was terrible? Why does this stuff even matter, you didn’t know her before, get over yourself
cuz803 44
Dude, get the **** over it and be grateful. If the thought of her possibly having previous experience is too revolting, stop wasting her time.
core01 30
Hypocrite
RichardPencil 30
People like you don't deserve to be happy. If you can't enjoy great head without making yourself miserable, just get a Fleshlight and let her apply her skills where they are appreciated!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Damn dude, you feeling OK? Your comments have been frighteningly sensible of late.
idragosani 15
Maybe she just has a natural talent. My ex certainly did not