Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, after my dad got frustrated at me last month for not having a job and completely taking over my job searching, claiming it’s not that hard and he’d show me how it’s done. Since then, not one company has called or emailed him back and he doesn’t know why. Welcome to job searching in 2024, Dad. FML
Today, after years busting my hump for my father's business with the understanding of one day taking it over, he informed me that my nephew, who has never shown any interest in the company, is being brought in to take it over. FML
Today, my dad got promoted and ended up as my boss. I thought I’d finally have a manager I get along with, who could maybe throw a few perks my way. Nope. Dad was very clear that he was going to be a complete bastard to me at work to make absolutely sure no one could accuse him of favouritism. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, my partner's mother and I had been planning a little surprise get-together for his birthday. A surprise weeks in the making was ruined by my dad asking, "Aren't you supposed to be going to (his parent's town name) this afternoon?" in front of him. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad, under threats of disowning me, insisted that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML
Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, I got offered an interview for a great job. My father then spent the entire dinner telling me how pointless it was, and how I should apply to the factory next door because I would spend all the extra money on gas. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
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anonymous_365 12
Pay her in Monopoly money. If she doesn't do any "real" work," she won't get any "real money."
_kyleG_ 34
Just tell her that she doesn't have to work, "You just, like, won't get real paychecks."
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Comments (63)
NotPatSajak 11
You probably shouldn't hire her OP.
PeopleLikeGrapes 12
No he really should /s
JazzHandsFML 28
hire her and make her job a living hell
SoapTurtle 7
your comment fits your picture lol
Evil_Jester 17
Never hire family. It almost never works out.
JustinJK 21
@47 - Most of my father's family runs one company/the couple of subsidiaries. I've been fired plenty of times by them though, lol.
thecman25 14
No crap
PapaMoti 21
I agree with number 7
NinjaBoyDavido 13
I think you should re read that, #5
SarahSehhati 40
Hire her and make her do lots of work. she will soon quit anf your stepfather will realize how irresponsible she is
nityasomaiya 46
That's if she actually ends up doing some work.
SarahSehhati 40
Exactly she will not want too and she will quit. I'm sure she would say something like "Ugh this is hard I don't want to do this". Dad is happy because he hired his step granddaughter but also realizes she's lazy.
wakemeupplease 21
lol I like the way how you think
kuro21 20
I'm going to assume that OPs dad will complain to him about how he's working the granddaughter too hard.
Liyuesigs 8
This is #7. I agree with #12,
NeatNit 32
Nope.
haileyrows 26
He sounds like a real piece of work
anonymous_365 12
Pay her in Monopoly money. If she doesn't do any "real" work," she won't get any "real money."
file321 16
Yeah don't hire her
PapaMoti 21
I agree
derpywaffles25 14
Fire her ass and ask your dad to recommend someone competent.
_kyleG_ 34
Just tell her that she doesn't have to work, "You just, like, won't get real paychecks."
Koalax3 18
The apple clearly fell far from the tree
hernanjaimes_ 22
Well she's a step granddaughter so there's no blood correlation between them
Koalax3 18
I was referring to ambition between OP and the dad