Work, Ironic, Birds and Animals: The bird

The bird

By xacked - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking past there and the bird attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 62 080

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 3 589

Face your fears!

By birdsterrifyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 454

Nasty

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:45

Today, I was attacked by a bird at three in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and it decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 023

You deserved it 2 232

By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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You deserved it 3 547

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 754

No good deed…

By Pierce - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 14 year-old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us, and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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You deserved it 4 584

By How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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You deserved it 212

By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 907

By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Just do it

By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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You deserved it 4 473

randomdude1234 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:07

karma's a bitch

Ahay 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:18

this quite possibly could be the dumbest FML i've read in a while.

Comments

kristina_duh 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:37

haha god dont like ugly

djcahn911 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:10

That sucks worse than a black mans cum in my pussy.

RkR_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:21

karma's a bitch

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:30

Karma is... apparently not as much of a bitch as u.

mandolin 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:33

kinda ironic lol

grizsta 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:39

Nice job....

jellyfilled 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:23

im guessing karma doesnt like you??

mohit88 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:25

Karmas a bitch :)

yonick561 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:26

big deal! don't be such a pussy. if it was me I woulda punched it in the ****** face

mab07 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:35

same thing happened to me well the bird attacking part. the same bird attacked my head three different times. and i was with my mom and it only went after me. THREE times. the ****** birds claws killlllll.