That's one way to start the weekend

Monkey - - United States

Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features

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misspulkadot24 17

This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.

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TADspace 30

Was it rape? Rape is just sex in public you know. God said so. He also said you should love each other but **** that shit, kk?

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gregkingsley 4

I do feel sorry for the OP but look at it this way u get 2 Christmas and 2 birthdays now

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KiddNYC1O 20

Damn. Cheating ***** or not, still his/her mom.

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AngelEyes2182 0

Oh jeeze. I'll bet that was fun explainin.

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Eorlas 31

So not cool! FYdad's life :( and of course yours now that it's going to make the living situation so bad.

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yenidewi 11

so sorry to know that ...

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