That's nice

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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snafu57 1

Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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thinmint 0

well that's nice. eventually the tapeworm will kill you as well.

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niadanac1 3

Well if you do not want your boyfriend calling you a fatty, lose the gut.

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Shady_R 0

If you don't want your boyfriend calling you a fatty, lose the boyfriend.

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sleephunters 8

If you don't want your boyfriend calling you fatty, kill yourself.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

＃1 Oh, idiot who can't read, he said "SKINNIER". That word implies "more skinny", in other words the chick is ALREADY skinny. I.E., NOT OBESE. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-er#Usage_notes_2 Learn to speak English.

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jc21_fml 1

a tapeworm can't bring down a walrus alone, so dont worry you are ok.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

omg i luvvvv the beetles!!!!!!! i was juss listening to hey judeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! eeeeeeee!

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latkematzoball 0

i think he was just trying to make u feel better, thinking of a brite sid. he probable thinks oh every girl wants to be skinnier so.... it wasnt the smartest thing to say, lol, but i dont think he meant anything by it

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mugglewump 0

Everyone's being pretty mean on this one, I'm loving it.

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sublime93 0

lmfao he's so positive

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snafu57 1

Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

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Shoppergirrl95 0

Why does everyone immediately assume that the OP is overweight? Just because her boyfriend said that if it was a tapeworm, then she'd become skinnier does not mean that she's fat. And if it does turn out to be a tapeworm, then definitely FYL, OP. Or it could just be her time of month. FYL for that one, too.

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Rebecca1993 0

Yeah, really. Lol. Her bf might have just been trying to be nice. And besides, we bloat on our periods, so if she's overweight at all that's probably why >_>

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Considering the meaning of "skinnier" (more skinny), the words actually imply that she IS SKINNY. People saying she's obese are so freaking dumb that they can't even read.

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