Thanks mom

By mistake - 11/05/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML
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EpicBoobs 0

Wow, that must suck. Did you ask her about it yet?

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anonymous825 0

Give your mom a slap from me please (:

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Akalia_fml 7

If you say “little fehler” outloud, it even sounds like you’re saying “little failure”.

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3peeps 5

wow that's why they invented Rosetta Stone

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anjtrg_1112 23

Twenty years and you never found out what it meant? Anyway, you should start calling her Kapitän Diktator. Never mind, that's lame, haha, but you get the idea.

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RedCrow 0

Then start calling her your big Baka, means idiot in Japanese.

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J_min36 0

My mother still calls me and my twin brother sponge babies - as in "sponge" the birth control she was on when she got pregnant with us - but it is quite endearing and potentially veiled advice to use multiple methods of birth control

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makenzie1322 0

That's awful! I'm sorry that would make me sad too! :(

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missnovocaine 14

Wow your mom is a bitch.

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Rhondaplp 11

Could be worse, she could of mistreated you, abused you or aborted you.. I don't think either me or my brothers were planned

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rosesdarkblue 0

That's a really bitchy thing. Fyl op

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