Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tip. It was a Mentos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 226
You deserved it 5 784

Top comments

Could it have a meaning? Like "Keep your mouth fresh". Anyway Mentos tip is better than no tip.

Comments

Heres a tip: Canadians are bad tippers by nature.

Be lucky they gave you a tip at all, quit being so selfish. Look at the brightside

Willthediscusguy 0

yeah your like is fuuuuuucked- I'd say youhave a few more ours of life left TOPS.

supmofukka 0

you definately deserve it if ur breathe smells like dookie.......i wouldve given u toothpaste.

Would you rather have bad breath and no one tell you? I want someone to tell me if my breath stinks so I don't embarrass myself.

kjoy1148 0

This is why MLIA is so much better then FML.....if you had the mindset of a true MLIAer then you would be thrilled with the mentos....I fail to see the problem here. Mento's are awesome!!!! :D

debbie_cakes 0

How is this even an FML. and you guys are all ******* retarded. i dont think he got the mentos because his breathe stinks maybe the customers was just being cheap, you guys are all ******* annoying with your comments so i'd appreciate it if you'd stop ******* breathing. ;)

LadyKaya 0
xxreikoxx 31

You lead the way, debbie_cakes. As if you're the only smart one here? (cough)Bullcrap!(cough)

How could the customer be so cruel to give you mentos without a bottle of diet coke to make a geyser with? FYL.