Stolen valor!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2025 03:00

Today, I told my crush I’d bring homemade cookies. The batch burned so badly the smoke alarm screamed. In desperation, I bought store cookies, put them on a tray, and claimed them as mine. My crush said, “These taste store-bought.” I panicked and confessed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74
You deserved it 388

Same thing different taste

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easybree 10

first of all never do that again. at least until they claim you. do not do home made NOTHING

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easybree 10

first of all never do that again. at least until they claim you. do not do home made NOTHING