Squirting the night away

By svet - 22/02/2009 02:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 536
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Same thing different taste

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Am I the only one here asking the obvious question of "why the **** does it taste so bad that you need to suck on a *lemon* to get the taste out of your mouth?!?!" Dude must have some nasty tastin cum for that to happen. I wouldn't go near it if I were you!! He should change his diet if he wants it.

Lemons taste worse then blow jobs? Why not just brush your teeth.

I gave my first ******** last summer, and I swallowed. It doesn't taste bad, stop complaning... Cx

OP, don't listen to the majority of people posting here, they are idiots. To everyone else, every person tastes things differently and perhaps to the OP, her BF's cum is too much to handle. Plus it comes into the mouth at 28 mph (you can google that) and if you are currently sucking on him it is at the back of your throat and your gag reflex is already super sensitive from going down on him. That combination is not fun for most women but we do it because it makes our partner happy, simple as that. I personally like sucking on lemons as well (not after giving a BJ) and it does cleanse the pallet so to speak so I can understand using that to quickly replace the gross taste in your mouth. Perhaps next time just drink some lemon juice, or as others said, use mouth wash or brush your teeth.

Blow jobs aren't just to please a partner. I think it's quite entertaining to give one.

If you don't like the taste have him wash his **** before, or why do you do it?

dantedevil 12

note to self: fear lemons, not ********.

if the taste is that bad your bf needs a better diet. itll help