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Spooked

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML

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You deserved it 46 807

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 837

You deserved it 4 725

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 869

You deserved it 17 641

By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 621

You deserved it 35 213

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 570

You deserved it 29 196

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By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 369

You deserved it 111

By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 687

You deserved it 69 995

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 088

You deserved it 40 715

By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 104

You deserved it 2 835

WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 684

You deserved it 4 043

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 769

You deserved it 5 980

mogan_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

trevorus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

Comments

lowcapacityx 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:21

Hahahaha is it weird that I think that's cute?

Don_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:40

#76 - to quote Eddie Murphy: "Damn... they got sheets." To the OP: Dude, you're a 21 year old man and you pulled up the blankets?! YDI, my 'man'.

chimmy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:40

I think the real FML is that you live at home.

Freddy531994 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats funny :)

violinista_pro 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:38

ROLTLMFAO! Wow...that`s one for the books.

Kdoc_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:41

Dove... not Dived

Freddy531994 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats funny :)

Thegoodtimes 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:09

I'm 18 and I still get scared shitless when my dad wakes up for work at 5 AM and starts walking around the house. Happens to the best of us. FML

Fenali 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:16

Ok #23: I understand that it is perfectly fine to be well into adulthood and still live at home with parents. However, #4's question was "If you are 21 why are you still living at home?" Key word: why. You can't answer by that by giving an example. How does saying that your brother, one person in a sea of millions, justifies the reason why the OP might still be living at home, and how there's nothing wrong with it? Are you saying "it's fine because my brother is 25 and lives at home?" That's not a logical justification.