Intimacy: Spill the tea

Spill the tea

By panicelement - 27/02/2013 07:17 - United States - Carbondale

Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 07:46 - United States - Denton

Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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You deserved it 3 350

Our little secret

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 12:00

Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML

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You deserved it 1 432

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 081

Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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You deserved it 743

Don't worry, we don't snitch here!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML

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You deserved it 145

Virtue signalling

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 12:00

Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML

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Checker 20

Wednesday 27 February 2013 15:55

I'm curious as to what they said...

Paco_el_Taco 17

Wednesday 27 February 2013 15:57

There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.

Comments

johnnyshred612 4

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:16

North Central College?..

Wild_Child_fml 2

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:33

Is this college UW-Madison OP?

picante72 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:48

So OP, what was your confession then? Please share, that's what FML is all about.

SilentRhapsody 13

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:53

Was this Colorado State University? They just got a Confessions page and it's full of sex stories. Surprise surprise.

laugh2love124 1

Wednesday 27 February 2013 20:32

Kutztown university! Makes me rethink the people admissions accepts into this school...

bridgetv25 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 20:53

Such is the world today

Zenocide 0

Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:19

Agreed

bridgetv25 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 20:55

Only get to DO college once? LOL college is not a play ground it's meant to bring you education yes people party and have fun that's normal in the adult world but geeze... Also you can go back to college as often as you like :P