Transportation: Soul man

Soul man

By Devil - 11/12/2012 06:07 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2025 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked up to a store’s automatic doors. They didn’t open. I waved my arms, stepped back and forward again, nothing. A staff member came over, tapped a button, and said, “It’s manual.” FML

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By shorty - 21/04/2014 04:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By Watsausrname - 14/06/2016 02:31

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

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Not now Jesus

By charliemann_ - 12/09/2011 14:28 - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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You deserved it 796

Thanks, dude

By unfortunate - 09/06/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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iMarriedadouche 3

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:54

How did you "prove" the existence of your soul?!!

kendybendy 6

Tuesday 11 December 2012 11:54

Was she blonde?

Comments

crissyb999 1

Wednesday 12 December 2012 10:39

Wow. Just wow. You people are pathetic. Some of you for bugging the "child", some of you for continuously going on about her, and some of you for thinking that a thirteen year old cannot be smart and/or street smart. Age is just a number, and it defines nothing. I am thirteen years old, just like the girl you people were taunting. Are you gonna bug me too, assholes?

sac2000 6

Wednesday 12 December 2012 16:20

I'm a ginger, they're just jealous they're not

Sneekert 4

Wednesday 12 December 2012 16:39

Well how did you prove it? Just asking so we can settle the debate for once and for all. So far, there is no indication that anyone has a soul.

nickkkkkk 1

Wednesday 12 December 2012 22:15

You shouldnt have told him the truth

YBae 27

Wednesday 12 December 2012 23:20

And that's why she works at a gas station.

WizardJeremy 13

Thursday 13 December 2012 3:22

Just ask if she has a soul and if she says yes just say "then why do you look so dead"

Amethyst99 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 10:33

way to breathe 'no breath'

kyiomi 18

Saturday 15 December 2012 2:34

Omg! I love your picture! Cheese is my favorite character! Love your joke too.

gman90210 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 10:51

My thoughts exactly.

mynikkahh 3

Friday 14 December 2012 4:40

I have that same problem! I can never open automatic doors (i also have red hair) o.0

joshjosh04 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 2:58

Next time say people without a soal dont go to heaven or hell because theres no soal to go so u dont belive in the 10 comandments witch includes murder lol