Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Transportation: Sorry!

Sorry!

By rabid_otaku - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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Sunday 21 September 2014 15:16

Well was she impressed with what she saw? ;)

AddictGamer 16

Sunday 21 September 2014 15:16

Did you tell her to piss off?

Comments

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 21 September 2014 15:30

I'm glad she wanted to apologize, but you had to leave the bathroom eventually, couldn't she do it then? or maybe a quick sorry and close the door. oh well, some people are funny like that.