Some people would be over the moon

By Allie - 29/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
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FluffythePink 23

Are you complaining because you just aren't into it or because you just aren't used to it? If you aren't into it then you're looking at loosing him to someone who does want him. If you just aren't used to it then you need to decide if you want to be. If the issue is that he boinks like a teenager and does nothing to see you right then you need to communicate this as bluntly as possible. Not to put too fine a point on it, who turns down orgasms everyday? If he's not giving you yours then a slap upside the head with the reality stick is required.

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GoogieWithers 23

You do know there are 14 lbs(pounds) to a stone?

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Lost Reggie 21

"Today, after working hard to lose 100 lbs, my wife thinks I ask for sex too often. FML"

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Boyer79 7

When have we ever used pounds to measure weight? It’s your own fault for not using stone or kg! lol

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GoogieWithers 23

You do know there are 14 lbs(pounds) to a stone?

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FluffythePink 23

Are you complaining because you just aren't into it or because you just aren't used to it? If you aren't into it then you're looking at loosing him to someone who does want him. If you just aren't used to it then you need to decide if you want to be. If the issue is that he boinks like a teenager and does nothing to see you right then you need to communicate this as bluntly as possible. Not to put too fine a point on it, who turns down orgasms everyday? If he's not giving you yours then a slap upside the head with the reality stick is required.

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