Smells like…

By BobsBabe2 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 617
You deserved it 2 936
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

223 4

Comments

aw3som3sauc3 10

Very punny what you did there... I'm kidding, your comment is much too overused, try to come up with something original next time, alright?

0 3
jthmtwin 16

I happen to like a little axe on my man, but he knows the perfect amount for him. Old spice isn't my kinda smell

5 1
perdix 29

You should Axe him to wear something else.

23 3
countryrose92 23

Funny, definantly did a snort chuckle for this one. ;)

4 6
aw3som3sauc3 10

A snort chuckle, I'm rather beguiled by your word choices...

0 0
doctorhook86 24

I knew a guy who would keep a can of Axe in his work truck. After a long day working in the hot sun, he'd spray himself down with Axe; he called this "an Italian shower."

9 1
TabooSushi 24

I don't mind the Axe body wash, or even the hair products, because the scent from those tends to fade fairly quickly. Sadly, Axe seems to be the new Old Spice, aka the first "cologne" for boys just entering their home stretch into manhood. I agree with #34, take your son out to choose a very nice, adult man's cologne (even if it's pricey, I promise ANYTHING is better than Axe and it's worth it). Even if he still uses the Axe body wash and hair products, at least thos ewill fade and the fragrance of the GOOD cologne will be the one that lasts. My husband was a HORRIBLE Axe user, all the way from high school and up into his early twenties, and now only uses the Axe body wash (though it's a scent chosen by ME because damn it, if I have to suffer the brand at ALL then I better at least SORT OF like the scent). As for an actual fragrance that he uses to last the day he uses a very nice, semi-expensive cologne that I started buying him in an effort to break up the noxious cloud of Axe that permeated our home, and it WORKED! Just be sure to teach your son that with concentrated fragrances like that, LESS IS MORE for god's sake, because even high-end colognes can be disgusting when the user practically BATHES in them.

3 6
samsaf1989 5

I wanted to thumb you down simply because your comment was just so damn long! But at the same time i couldn't stop myself from reading on, now I know half your life story.

14 4
TabooSushi 24

Considering that you're someone who votes down long comments simply for being long, it comes as a surprise to me that you actually CAN read. Though your comprehension of what you read seems to be lacking, seeing as how you somehow drew a life story out of that.

6 14
samsaf1989 5

Woah easy there ! No need to get so offended, I was clearly being light hearted, Have a good day .

6 1
robert76 5

Someone's oversensitive. Been sniffing the Axe?

2 0
LiterOfCola 16

You should have this story published Although I didn't read it, so maybe not

3 0
the_wombat 6

No, it's not. It's just stinky teenager smell covered with even worse smell. It's double stinky.

3 0
coolbrony12 3

This sucks why? It's a good thing if he's using that stuff, especially at 13

1 2
aw3som3sauc3 10

I thought noone has found bigfoot yet, and on a more startling note, why the hell do you know what his dick smells like?

2 0
Solipsist 12

it's a quote from Anchorman, when he puts on the sex panther cologne.

0 0
cupkate18 6

My mom had to stop buying it because my family sprayed to much

1 0
mmmmIdiots 5

I have no idea what axe is?! Do they sell that in Australia?? Well there is a product called lynx and buy the comments axe sounds like that.. Worst smell ever and the fact they tried to replicate chocolate so women would flock to them is so ****** up! it smells nothing like chocolate!! Good luck OP.

6 0
Shadow_Phantom 26

Yeah, AXE is known as LYNX outside of the USA. As for the OP... ohgod. I feel your pain. FYL.

3 0