Smells like…

By BobsBabe2 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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saIty 17

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

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daringtoride 27

Oh, gosh! While Axe does smell good, that stuff is incredibly strong. But at least he's trying to smell good... Good luck, OP!

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oj101 33

Ah the joys of the tween-mid teen generation...

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Attica 20

Back 7 years ago when Axe first started getting popular, all the boys at my middle school became obsessed with it. They would keep it in their lockers and spray half of a can on in themselves in the hall between every class, thinking if they put on enough, all of the girls would flock to them. In reality, all of the girls immediately rushed in the opposite direction, wanting to get as far away as possible, because we all hated it. The boys were somehow completely oblivious to this. It was kind of funny to watch the commercials in reverse.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

So it's safe to say he smells like a middle school locker room, B.O. covered up with way too much body spray. Just wait until he learns how to make it into a flamethrower. :P

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rattusrattus 18

SPRAYCAN FLAMETHROWERS. Those are so much fun. They sound like dragons! :D :D :D

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rattusrattus 18

Please note that spraycan flamethrowers are very dangerous. I set someone on fire doing that, fortunately it was just a small burn (lighters hate me, so I had the can and she had the lighter). So make sure you know what you're doing, and be sober whilst you're doing it. [/disclaimer]

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mvc3ftw 17

I used it to burn down at least 3 bee hives at my uncle's house.most fun I've ever had with axe.

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SettingSun89 5

Congratulations, your house officially smells like douche!

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miyaviichan 27

Uh no... I'm sure douche smells different, ask a lady who uses them. XD

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NickaPLZ 26

That's NOT the kind of douche they're talking about... They're referring to the sweaty locker room kind that attempts to steal your lunch money.

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miyaviichan 27

Right, I forgot jokes aren't looked upon kindly here.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Now your house will smell like a Junior/High School boys locker room. Sorry OP!

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NayrGuy 0

Axe doesn't even smell good and it's cheap.Buy your son an expensive designer cologne, Nautica Voyage is a chick magnet.

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