Friends, Weddings and Miscellaneous: Slap in the face

Slap in the face

By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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By Neverthebride - 22/05/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Thanks for the input

By SBCR - 07/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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Why though?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2025 03:00

Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Eavesdropping ain't a good idea

By Sorry we can't all be 5'10", Katie - 26/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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You freak

By Anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:27

what a total bitch...do you really consider her your bestfriend?

kandi_shop_xoxo 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:34

I thought brides wanted their bride's maids to be ugly, so they could look prettier? haha

Comments

supermike33 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:26

How the hell do you **** someone off?

Kenpachi_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:28

Did u tried stop being fat? It may help.

Beccarr 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:58

great 'friend' you got there. :

vanillaessence 1

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:10

what a bitch.

aback 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:13

Go, go Bridezilla! You're not missing a thing. Maids of honor get to do all the scut work and listen to all the bridal drama, get bitched at, screamed at, etc. The one she does choose for MOH is going to be going around with a bad case of PTSD here in a few weeks.

dayrin7 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:35

then i would have been like "oh i get it , you wanna be the only ugly bitch in your wedding ! weird it usually don't work like that" ^_^

xoconnie 8

Sunday 30 August 2009 14:56

sorry but u must be ugly

iFruit 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:36

I hope you said something like what dayrin7 suggested, OP!

chowyuk 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:44

you call yourself a best friend wow could you be anymore selfish it's her wedding day. and here you are crying about not being her maid of honor like it's her fault your ugly waaah waaah fml because my best friend wants a beutiful wedding

Creepella 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 16:05

Honestly, you owe your best friend a big "THANK YOU". Who wants the expense and stress of being a bridesmaid, let alone the maid of honor? She just saved you hundreds of dollars. She is someone else's problem now.