Intimacy: Ski me to heaven

Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH

By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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Self own

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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What goes up…

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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Bad moon rising

By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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Wednesday 27 February 2013 9:17

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.

Tempest151 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 9:13

Sounds like that lift ticket payed for itself.

Comments

J_C_maldonado 9

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:00

Never thought that would happen

crazytwinsmom 25

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:09

At some ski areas, you can ride the chairs all year for hiking and biking.

crazytwinsmom 25

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:12

I need to learn to relax more on the lift so I might get to enjoy those special moments too.

doumtabarnack 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:13

Must've spent the whole day in that lift!

tommyfox 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 17:37

At least you can say your ski trip was orgasmic!

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:02

have you ever sat on a Harley?

roblaycle 3

Wednesday 27 February 2013 19:24

But for some reason, that's still hot

jonnyscash 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:35

But you had a good time right?

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:40

I buy a season pass to a couple ski resorts here in CO every year. I feel cheated now....what ski resort do you go to? I need to umm visit.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:11

Did your parents ever catch on why you would only ski the triple diamond?

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