Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Spicy
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
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Enslaved 36

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.

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Tempest151 11

Sounds like that lift ticket payed for itself.

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charvisioku 22

I'd be impressed if you actually managed to hide that. God that must have been awkward.

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upallnight11 19

Talk about bad timing.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, the ski lift should have waited until they got home, so they could have privacy.

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BrotherTheo 31

Actually there is nothing to be embarassed about. There are many many odd places to get orgasams. I've known women who've gotten them because of bus rides, and also because of...yes, it's true, exams. sometimes the bod simply does what it does. Relax, and take this as an opportunity to 'know thyself' :).

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countryrose92 23

Siting on a washing machine. :)

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FarFromSocial 9

Sounds like an interesting episode of taboo

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kishorekumar_a 10

And not a single **** was required that day....

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whY402Jay 12

Haha!! That happens to Jim all the time in the American Pie movies. What was it like?

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marcranger 28

Well, OP, most ski resorts **** you over hard and cold with their prices. At least you got your money's worth out of it this time, even if you did get frostbite in an awkward place.

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