Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
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Enslaved 36

She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.

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Tempest151 11

Sounds like that lift ticket payed for itself.

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SApprentice 34

The wind hits her face as the seat beneath her begins to rise, the cold scorching her cheeks and making her eyes burn. Over the faint hum of machinery she can hear her siblings laughing and the sounds of conversation from the other riders. Briefly, she regrets getting on in the first place, because the ground is just so far away, and she can't seem to breath now. Her stomach tightens as her lift goes higher, each foot farther sending her heart plunging into her navel. Just when she thinks it can't get any worse, the metal under her begins to vibrate furiously, and- ****.

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elodymayweeble 7

This has got to be one of the best threads I've read in awhile!

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Still a better love story than twilight.

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lux0rd 18

Saddest part is 50 shades was a twilight fan fic.

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SApprentice 34

If everyone had involuntary orgasms only, well, the world would be even more sad than it already is. Where's the fun in having a car if you never learn how to drive it?

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challan 19

Then I rape myself every day?

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dontpanic_fml 32

While 14's comment is a bit irrelevant, it is correct. You guys are thinking of acts purposed to achieve ******. The ****** itself is involuntary. While you can voluntarily have sex, **********, fantasize, rub yourself, etc. for the purpose of attempting to achieve ******, you can no more make yourself ****** than you can make your stomach digest something.

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sabbyheartswhat 23

No way! I watched like Dr. Phil or something like that and there's a lady who can make herself ****** just by thinking about it. I can't remember her name but I'd YouTube it if you don't believe me.

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dontpanic_fml 32

No, that was my point. To be graphic, I ********** through fantasy only, but I still can't MAKE the act of ****** happen.

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brackaman 18

Who knows? Maybe your sis and stepmom were just able to hide it better than you.

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kait11 16

I'm sorry:/ that blows you were with your family! I never thought that a simple ski lift could have that much power...

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crazytwinsmom 25

It's not the power, but the technique.

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Geometric 18

You know that is a huge coincidence, just the other day I watched a hypnotist trick people into thinking they were on vibrating orgasmic chairs...

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blackvyper 8

Did you take that ski lift again?

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crazytwinsmom 25

And again and again and again...

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0h_Boy 26

I guess there's no need to ask if you had a good trip?

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perdix 29

Even more awkward: Trying to explain why you were the only one riding the ski lift DOWN the mountain. . .and up and down and up and down . . .

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sirjuice35 11

that's pretty awesome

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