Shoot your shot

By Anonymous - 27/05/2025 18:00 - China - Wuhan

Today, I learnt through others that my crush will be emigrating to the US in a month's time. We've known each other for almost three years but I'm too afraid to say it. But then we will never cross paths again. FML
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JackWood 20

I wouldn't be too sure of yourself, emigrating to the US is a risky proposition right now.

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tiptoppc 19

I don’t think That will be long soon considering our current ineptitude and apparent brutishness as we’ve devolved to being governed by neanderthals that think taking a woman out on the evening is to drag them by their hair behind them. I feel sorry for him. He’ll be targeted real quick whether by hooded men with unmarked vans or fat slobs with guns and a penchant for shooting at anything not white. He has my sympathy for what he’ll encounter. Even keeping your head down here doesn’t help. Just ask my wife.

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Lost Reggie 21

What part of the US? Maybe I will ring her up.

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JackWood 20

I wouldn't be too sure of yourself, emigrating to the US is a risky proposition right now.

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JackWood 20

Tons of legal immigrants being deported for ideology or what ever you're living in a dreamland

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tiptoppc 19

You can’t anymore. Not even being born gives you rights here. Even less if a minority. With recent actions, I wouldn’t be surprised if he makes slave ownership legal. It’s heading towards that, or starting the next World War complete with starting with genocide…

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tiptoppc 19

I don’t think That will be long soon considering our current ineptitude and apparent brutishness as we’ve devolved to being governed by neanderthals that think taking a woman out on the evening is to drag them by their hair behind them. I feel sorry for him. He’ll be targeted real quick whether by hooded men with unmarked vans or fat slobs with guns and a penchant for shooting at anything not white. He has my sympathy for what he’ll encounter. Even keeping your head down here doesn’t help. Just ask my wife.

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