Dramatic Entrance Fail By FML Approved - 01/08/2017 03:28 It's not easy being cheesy... I agree, your life sucks 578 You deserved it 210 Share Tweet Share
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 379 You deserved it 1 593
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 199 You deserved it 2 282
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 940 You deserved it 55 160
Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 027 You deserved it 406
Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 687 You deserved it 304
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 459 You deserved it 202
Thank god the garage door was in the way, mom might have been just another statistic from being run over.