Annoying and Kids: Scheißleben

Scheißleben

By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 105

You deserved it 2 506

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 109

You deserved it 3 576

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By bnc - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 400

You deserved it 4 121

**** equity investors

By Shenita House - 31/10/2023 05:48

Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 454

You deserved it 386

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 051

You deserved it 33 852

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 351

You deserved it 17 732

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 955

You deserved it 6 865

Bad omen

By SinkingShip - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 235

You deserved it 3 275

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 982

You deserved it 4 791

Stinky pits

By shakinmahbuttbutt - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 887

You deserved it 4 575

mclauren29 22

Wednesday 12 December 2012 11:59

Laugh at their ignorance. Or agree with their Nazi joke and let them know they could be next.

allard 14

Wednesday 12 December 2012 12:21

I guess, when you moved to America, you did Nazi that coming.

Comments

afairshake 8

Thursday 13 December 2012 10:37

Wow I have German and Danish friends and they are nothing alike. Sorry you've had a bad experience some people are awful.

BingleBop 18

Thursday 13 December 2012 10:47

Nårh, stakkels dig OP :( sådan er nogle amerikanere bare!

x20megg10x 1

Thursday 13 December 2012 11:19

Then they're gunna ask "do you eat a lot of danishes?" Lmao

AXZ_is_hawt 5

Thursday 13 December 2012 11:45

What's wrong with having a German accent, anyway? I always thought they were super hot on guys...Then again I don't live in America. But man that sucks, you could try telling them your Danish but then they will probably confuse you with the pastry. =(

Elfroid 10

Thursday 13 December 2012 11:46

You deserve it for deciding America is a place worth moving to.

iCake 13

Thursday 13 December 2012 12:19

Danskerer FTW

emmanhall11 3

Thursday 13 December 2012 12:31

Americans have the tendency to be jerks, idiots, and assholes.

amberrtuckerr92 5

Thursday 13 December 2012 16:52

As does every other culture in the world, it's human nature

animegeek2008 1

Thursday 13 December 2012 13:05

Thus further proving the point that we Americans are downright stupid and have zero clue how to pinpoint an accent XD (I admit I have trouble pinpointing but dangit do I get close!)