Annoying and Kids: Scheißleben

Scheißleben

By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 105

You deserved it 2 506

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 109

You deserved it 3 576

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By bnc - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 400

You deserved it 4 121

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By Shenita House - 31/10/2023 05:48

Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML

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You deserved it 386

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 051

You deserved it 33 852

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 351

You deserved it 17 732

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 955

You deserved it 6 865

Bad omen

By SinkingShip - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 235

You deserved it 3 275

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 982

You deserved it 4 791

Stinky pits

By shakinmahbuttbutt - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

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You deserved it 4 575

mclauren29 22

Wednesday 12 December 2012 11:59

Laugh at their ignorance. Or agree with their Nazi joke and let them know they could be next.

allard 14

Wednesday 12 December 2012 12:21

I guess, when you moved to America, you did Nazi that coming.

Comments

amerikaninfidel 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 14:02

I humbly apologize for some of my countrymen/women.

tattooedladie 1

Thursday 13 December 2012 14:36

Not all Americans are like that. I homeschool my children and I know you said you're not German but I am learning it and teaching it to my children. Im sorry this happened to you.

slicknick38 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:21

Move to Canada

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 13 December 2012 15:54

As a 'merican, I'm not too surprised, we can be very ignorant and judgmental like that. On my behalf, sorry they're treating you that way :( And for the record, I know where almost all the countries in the world are located :)

xXKaanaXx 7

Thursday 13 December 2012 16:11

Ladies and gentlemen... Why I hate living in the states! I'm sorry for the way you were treated. I, for one, would love to see Denmark and move there. Anywhere but here in this, where we take pride somehow in being the most ignorant country in the world.

amberrtuckerr92 5

Thursday 13 December 2012 16:50

I'm reading these comments and thinking wtf?? What part of America are y'all talking about? No one I know thinks any of those things^^^ Pretty sure the majority isn't that retarded..

kjtk 2

Thursday 13 December 2012 18:10

That's America for you. Most r very ignorant. That's why people come to Canada! :)

unixdude 9

Thursday 13 December 2012 20:13

Yeah right. We all know there isn't such thing as Daneland.

m740 1

Thursday 13 December 2012 20:45

Oh I know all to well about New Mexico not being a state. When I moved to Arizona from here everyone asked me stereotype questions regarding Mexico...