Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
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badsinger
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Branski
United States
You Muppet!
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounded a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
NotChadKrouger
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
The Voice
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
None
United States
Your song
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
StratMan
United States
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Top comments
perdix 29
It really takes balls for a guy to romantically serenade a girl in a soprano voice. It would be a lot easier without them, though.
blackman100 20
It's called vocal range. You should be proud of it and so should she.
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Comments (93)
Wyrelia 8
That must suck, OP! Male sopranos are rare nowadays, you should be proud! :)
TheRoyalBattler 5
Henry? Henry Phillips?
Fuzzynavel 10
♫ Girls - don't - like - boys - girls - like - cars - and - money! ♫
bikergirl93 18
i would love it if my bf did that for me
xxxkassixxx 8
I'm an alto and I'm a girl you sing higher then me
LONERANGER44 11
At least she laughed.
rawr_ily96 24
If you can actually hit the soprano notes, then nice job! I only know one guy that can do that. If you get a little squeaky and your voice cracks when you try to hit them, then stick to tenor.
noone2 15
She loves you dude
noone2 15
She loves you dude.
AngelLovesDerby 10
That really sucks OP.. Maybe find a new gf who appreciates your musical side.