Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
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badsinger
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Branski
United States
You Muppet!
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounded a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
NotChadKrouger
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
The Voice
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
None
United States
Your song
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
StratMan
United States
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Top comments
perdix 29
It really takes balls for a guy to romantically serenade a girl in a soprano voice. It would be a lot easier without them, though.
blackman100 20
It's called vocal range. You should be proud of it and so should she.
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Knightchaser27 25
Everyones a critic
barbsillvy 10
I have a friend that ever time she gets emotional she laughs historically, maybe your girlfriend is like that. Hugs and happy holidays OP.
Aspireworks 12
And how does one historically laugh?
mvc3ftw 17
Simple, one laughs in such a way that it is put in the history books to be read by future generations.
barbsillvy 10
You all know what I meant, but I liked those jokes hysterical*** lol Happy holidays you guys.
quackImapenguin 16
Soprano? You probably mean falsetto. The high part of a guys range, where the quality is different from the lower part, is called falsetto. You are probably a tenor or a countertenor. Unless you're too young for your voice to have changed in which case you're probably too young to have a girlfriend.
plagiarismo 16
My thoughts exactly. It's really easy for a guy to sound funny when singing in falsetto. Have fun with it or go down an octave.
jazzy_123 20
falsetto is the correct term as you said, but there are some occasions where a male can be called a soprano, if he can hit the higher notes passed alto.
gracehi 31
Daaaaw. I'd love if my boyfriend sang to me. I ask him to and most of the time he won't do it. >:( I always fantasized that I would be proposed to with a musical number. Your girlfriend's a jerk...or maybe your singing really is just undeniably funny. :P
SammyS2012 21
Same here :( what i wouldnt give for my boyfriend to sing "Music of the Night" for me.... sigh...
SammyS2012 21
i think i mean, what i WOULD give
jazzy_123 20
sometimes it's ok to guilt our boyfriends into doing things for us. I think this is one of those times where it's ok. I just do puppy face and my boyfriend sings to me. Lol.
MyUsernameKatie 31
That's so sweet! You don't need to have a great singing voice to be a great guy. She sounds kinda ungrateful anyway OP. Best of luck :)
buckdharma 37
Was the song called "Roshambola?"
Dodge4x4Ram 46
of she's a keeper KNOT
Aspireworks 12
Would you like to try again? Use a lifeline, maybe?
LezBeHappy 0
Does anyone know if the OP is even a guy? I'm seeing all these comments saying he. I can only see commenters names and not OP's for all posts on the mobile site so I'm not sure but it could be a female.
Tsuky_fml 4
by Anonymous (man) here you go
JMichael 25
Well it's the thought that counts OP.
challan 19
regardless of his facial expressions, that's just cruel. never do that to someone you love!