Love: Romance

Romance

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By weddinggirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML

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Plans shelved

By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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No future

By Bryan - 15/06/2021 16:00

Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML

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By courtnayy - 30/09/2013 14:47 - United States

Today, I got proposed to. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we have 2 kids. It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriend who proposed to me. FML

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That's nice

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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You deserved it 182

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:08

You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:08

Think long and hard before you answer.

Comments

day624 14

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:21

Wow i would quickly say NO

whiterabbit420 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:22

My parents had a casual engagement like this. They've been married for nearly 40 years. I wish you all the happiness, and success that they have and more OP

erikablake 3

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:41

I think it is actually kinda cute best wishes for you :)

monkeybambam89_fml 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:54

At least he cares for u enough to proposed he just did it in his own unique way

lily_blue_fml 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:58

I actually find it quite romantic, in a way. Or fun. At least, unusual!

dddretard 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:00

Still a better love story than Twilight

aerogxt 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:03

You're still with him, you deserve it. Want romance? Dutch him and find a romantic guy.

munchy22 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:16

Yeah, oven Dutch him.

munchy22 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:22

I meant Dutch Oven :) either way OP is lucky that at least someone is willing to commit to her.

doby199 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:42

Well if you need wedding help ck out sweethartconsulting.com Some guys just aren't romantic although you were probably hoping for something more even if it is out of his comfort zone. Sorry you didnt get the proposal you were hoping for but good luck & best wishes!

zuzupetalsYO 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 3:45

You should be used to no romance by now. Isn't having a family more important? Have you ever thought about initiating the romance? Boo ****** Hoo your life sucks.