Animals: RIP

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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Over the Rainbow Bridge

By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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You deserved it 355

Scaredy cats

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 04:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML

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You deserved it 770

Harbinger of doom

By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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You deserved it 132

The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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You deserved it 177

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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You deserved it 1 309

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 851

By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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You deserved it 9 243

By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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You deserved it 4 450

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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You deserved it 96 655

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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You deserved it 3 554

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Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

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nond2nv 4

Friday 8 April 2011 1:04

*in 

arielleemariee 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:58

Poooor kitty :/

gotbiscuits 0

Friday 8 April 2011 2:00

False awakening. Try waking up again.

DaniBee420 6

Friday 8 April 2011 2:01

aww that's horrible! I'm so sorry :(

sonofkarma 5

Friday 8 April 2011 2:36

I only go down if you keep the grass cut

Jojo0615 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:06

sorry for ur lost -Follow me @PursueTheMoment

walrus86 0

Friday 8 April 2011 4:36

haha that actually made me laugh out loud

robotiick 12

Friday 8 April 2011 4:48

sick minded bastard......

mulky55 0

Friday 8 April 2011 7:21

Oh my gosh that is so sad

xXLove_MurdersXx 4

Friday 8 April 2011 7:23

Why on earth is everyone waking up to a horrible view? This is like the 3rd FML! But I'm sorry about your cat. :l

mrbaka 4

Friday 8 April 2011 8:46

it wasn't BBQ worthy so the neighbor threw it back..

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Today, my 4 year-old son learned that burgers and chicken tenders are made from cows and chickens. I braced myself for the tantrum, only to hear, "They're yummy. Can we turn the cat into a burger? What do squirrels and dogs turn into?" Now I'm scared of my kid. FML

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Today, I found a note on my door that said, "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked." Later, I found another note that said, "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

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Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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You deserved it 39 831

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 438

Today, I’ve been violently ill with diarrhea, and have been for past three days. I finally discovered why. It's because I ate a piece of candy off the recently-cleaned floor last week. My immune system is so weak, it can’t respect the 5-second rule. FML

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Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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RIP