Animals: RIP

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 04:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

Comments

kayPandastyle 15

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:59

Is it mean that I leashed out loud? ;p

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 9:03

Poor kitty..... it was so tired of u it ran outside and killed himself to avoid you... OP, u are a bad pet master!!!

Darklord6980 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:22

Wake up and smell the rotting flesh....

kadergrl33 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:25

awwwww that's sooo sad :( I love my kitty

csull356 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:38

why do you have a dead cat?

Niki0308 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 2:52

Happily ever after! Right?

patheticsoul 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:53

isn't that a good thing? if you don't think so type in "cat" in the FML search bar you'll start to see you're better off without one

AnaCristina_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 22:53

Awww im sorryyy!!! poor kitty! :(

d3vil_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:06

RIP the poor thing will always be remembered as the cat who basked in the sun as the life slowly left its boda

animalover721 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:16

R u sure it was dead? Maybe it was playing the "pretend to be dead on lawn on sunny day to depress owner" game. U never know.

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