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Revenge is sweet

Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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Not now!

Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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TMI, mom

Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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A mother's love…

Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Welp, now you're both leaking.

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

You would think people would know better by now: don't ever accuse a woman being on her period; EVER.

nhi1221 9

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:06

Omg I know exactly how you feel. I had the same problem expect mine ended up with my mom and kicking me out the house for the night for having a bitchy attitude. And yes, she was on her period

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:13

Will you two get a room already? The sexual tension is palpable. Just **** and get it over with.

kumarina 35

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:20

Never mess with an angry woman and say she is on her period,YDI!

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:26

It won't work. In the words of my country, "the Grand Canyon is a very large place".

jmacfan1 16

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:27

Are you sure she's not menopausal? My mom is and she gets hella bitchy. She doesn't get revenge though..................yet

Gho5tk3y 17

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:30

I like to mess with my mom n sister when they're on their periods but make sure I know who's cooking that night first>;)

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:52

What?

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Sunday 13 October 2013 6:01

"Couldn't help" but mutter? Yeah right. Instand YDI right there.

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Sunday 13 October 2013 7:11

Agreed. Whilst spiking someone's dinner with medication is inexcusable - If you're so lacking in basic self-control that you "can't help but mutter" ignorant remarks, you're really not in any position to question someone else's hormones when they're in a bad mood.