Relationship goals

By failhusband - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "Nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML
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eduardo2k 0

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

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mechatron2300 0

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

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onizukasuplex 0

wtf whyd u listen to that book. now look wat happened

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annamg 0

I'm married and if I was asked to write a list of things that bother me about my husband, I wouldn't be able to think of anything serious to write. (Except for tiny things like snoring or wearing ugly ties or whatever.) So, it doesn't mean that the woman in the story is "lying." FherLife

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

she may be lieing

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ilovekarma 8

Your wife is so full of sh*t, i mean.... "nothing, i love everything?" seriously?

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Ianslilgoofball 0

I'd rather a husband who told the truth than tell me lies. The point was to fix the damn relationship. My boyfriend and I do this sometimes. We point out the things that we sometimes get annoyed with and then we FIX them. No hard feelings on either side. Your wife's really mean to entrap you like that. FYL, really.

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gothman92 0

manipulative b*tch. shes doing it to make you feel bad.

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spawn_of_satan 0

worrrddd up son

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MoobyTheCow 2

You should have taken back the paper from her, added "Doesn't take relationship exercises seriously" to the bottom, and handed it back to her.

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Nissi 17

Aww, that's so sad. Though if she was the one who suggested it, she kind of had it coming. FYL, though. Poor wifey.

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drayconn 0

Your wife's dishonesty is probably why the relationship is failing. My ex was terrible with that sort of thing, she'd tell me I did something wrong (or was continuously doing something wrong) 2-3 months after it happened/started. No wonder it failed, she gave me nothing to work with.

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