Miscellaneous: Record breakers

Record breakers

By DamnDominoes - 10/06/2009 11:39 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML

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You deserved it 32 000

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By red button - 11/02/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 670

You deserved it 43 758

By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 193

You deserved it 9 711

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 564

You deserved it 3 202

By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 861

You deserved it 8 627

Name the artist!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 12:00

Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 103

You deserved it 564

Modern art

By Anonymous - 04/12/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 176

You deserved it 481

By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 21:39 - United States - Arcata

Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 024

You deserved it 6 104

Masterchef

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 397

You deserved it 174

By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 238

You deserved it 51 949

By sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 860

You deserved it 6 525

Armin_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:18

but you'll probably never forget it :)

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you

Comments

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 8 March 2010 15:13

ur life must be even more boring than spending 3weeks playing with dominoes

Rockyio 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

Today, I realized that I have no life after spending 3 weeks building a dominoe project. Even my video camera hates me. FML

gabby1995pena 4

Monday 25 July 2011 20:16

today I realized I can't spell domino.

l30n 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:30

Shit! :T

Shunnabunich 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:30

God, I hate it when that happens -- some buttons on some devices, you're just never quite sure whether it's been pressed down enough to register as a button press because of the poor tactility. What a crappy time for that to happen, though.

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:32

That's why you always set up multiple video cameras to catch something like that. If one fails, you caught it on another.

MeMeMe123455 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:32

Ohhh nooooo! But come on, three weeks? Were they like, consecutive days hard at work or just a little touch up here and there?

CJ090 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:32

U guys dnt think its not like he just sat in the house for 3 weeks and made his sculpture he probably got a place where he was going 2 make it and did it a little bit at a time probably did some when he had the time and then went on with his life and the total time just took over 3 weeks ugh gosh y yall gotta mock people cause they feel like doin sumthin they want look up Tim fords kinetic art on YouTube I bet ull say they have no lives either