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By jill_k_zung - 25/09/2017 00:25

Recently my mom told everyone at a dinner about how I was in jail. I have never been to jail. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:53

Nothing like a good story. What were you 'not in' for? Did you escape or finally make parole? The main question is... "Did you learn your lesson?"

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Akitakat 31

Friday 29 September 2017 12:53

Nothing like a good story. What were you 'not in' for? Did you escape or finally make parole? The main question is... "Did you learn your lesson?"

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