Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: Pure evil - FML

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML

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By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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You little git!

By My cat is a dick - 13/04/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By UghCats - 06/02/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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Boo!

By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:46

Did this kitten just hate you from the start when it was in the womb? 0.0

UnluckyLatina 22

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:49

I'm honestly not surprised

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wheresmymary 22

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:52

Kittens: Asshole cats in training

jesuis_julie 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:54

Are you kitten me

odamaliekh 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:57

"Give me attention, human" - the cat, probably

laureri 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 4:06

Whenever my cats pull that stuff I imagine they're thinking, "Hello slave, I demand you clean my pee. I also demand you pet me thrice times. Treats are welcome slave. Carry on." Lol

mistress_paz 30

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:58

Bad kitteh!

Camo23 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:04

Cats- they straight don't give a ****.

mustangbravo 27

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:12

******* cats!

ZombieVampirez 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:28

Gotta love animals and the messed up stuff they do ☺

lesly30 14

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:29

And that's why I'm a dog person! Well besides me being slightly allergic to cats... Hope your Laptop isn't completely wrecked.

buckstop1 37

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:43

If it's not wrecked it's still doomed to an eternity of smelling like cat piss.

Akoni 18

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:39

You've cat to be kitten me right meow. That's seriously horrible. Glad I'm more of a dog person haha.

MattStro 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:40

I foresee a great relationship

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Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML

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