Protect the planet - FML

Protect the planet

By Anonymous - 23/10/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, my partner told me that he will never initiate sex again, all because six months ago I got him worked up then didn’t follow through. I didn’t follow through because I got pissed at him for throwing a cigarette butt into an environmentally sensitive creek. FML

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I don't owe you anything

By Anonymous - 24/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Get on with it!

By not sexy anymore - 28/07/2020 05:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Spicy

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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Rico Suave

By eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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Who wears the trousers?

By sure - 14/09/2022 08:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said that I tried to initiate sex too often, and that made me emasculating and unladylike. According to him, men should be the ones to initiate, and women should wait until the man does so. Sorry for wanting sex more than once every other month. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

Spicy

Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML

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Get it on

By Anon - 13/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 23 October 2025 23:48

The struggles of an eco-warrior are hard.

smoochmysnoot 5

Friday 24 October 2025 0:42

Did you tell him why you were upset and didn’t follow through? Or did you just “let him figure it out on his own”?

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 23 October 2025 23:48

The struggles of an eco-warrior are hard.

smoochmysnoot 5

Friday 24 October 2025 0:42

Did you tell him why you were upset and didn’t follow through? Or did you just “let him figure it out on his own”?

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Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML

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Today, I went to see a certified trauma specialist for my PTSD. I saw her for 35 minutes of my hour-long session because she ran late with the patient before me, and then kicked me out early. Her expert treatment plan? "Just don't think about it." I paid $260 for that. FML

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Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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Today, I was expecting a card from my husband stationed in Japan, but he mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy and don't see her much, she tried to help by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, and the post office never got it. The card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. FML

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Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

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