Awkward, Porn and Work: Playgirl

Playgirl

By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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By You must be joking - 03/07/2018 20:30

Today, my boss told me to sort and file all the paperwork he'd been randomly shoving into boxes since 2010. Apparently we're being audited, so he expects me to do eight years of filing in two weeks. There's enough paper to fully stock a large public library. Two weeks my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By MSURebel70 - 16/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

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By KillMePlease - 11/03/2015 20:15 - United States - Hicksville

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

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By fucked five ways to friday - 03/01/2013 23:36 - United States - Stayton

Today, someone sent my boss a CD full of documents for an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 03:00

Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 20:48 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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Coworker from hell

By stupid! - 02/10/2021 17:00

Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By ST3PH - 09/07/2009 19:17 - Canada

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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zingline89 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:00

So there's some from the bush era. And I'm not talking presidents :P

DobGriffen 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 10:01

Sounds like some long and hard work.

Comments

JennNoVa 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:08

Sexual harassment at it's finest!

ENFJ82 5

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:18

I'm pretty sure that would be considered sexual harassment. You should probably file a complaint.

sonnyrosa 32

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:34

That's only 396 issues... quit bitching... it's just naked women... good looking naked women... at least it's not Leper Bitches Monthly or something really gross. Lighten up. You have all the same equipment those woman have, so nothing should surprise you.

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:37

Did you count the special issues?

IIM_SiCK 6

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:37

That's 393 playboy magazines

djinnyf 12

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:46

Buy yourself a good pair of rubber gloves and you're good to go! Filing is such a good work to think of all your other ... worries :s

djinnyf 12

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:47

Seriously, can't you refuse a stupid, unrelated task??

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 26 September 2013 17:54

That... That's illegal on so many levels.

Yakostovian 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 19:07

It becomes sexual harassment the moment it makes the OP uncomfortable. She has grounds to sue in the US.

amburr17 6

Thursday 26 September 2013 18:49

That's only 396!! Lol

glossylossy 3

Thursday 26 September 2013 19:29

Hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm pretty sure that task can be classified as sexual harassment. Check with your lawyer or a legal aid service in your state to be sure though....