Miscellaneous and Ironic: Planning - FML

Planning

By girlboss - 05/09/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML

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Pyrocrashe 12

Sunday 6 September 2026 0:51

start cheap with that sort of thing and make the comittment...it helps to make sure you feel held accountable by someone else. and make decent journaling materials a target bonus after x amount of days of Journaling. Hope this Helps

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Pyrocrashe 12

Sunday 6 September 2026 0:51

start cheap with that sort of thing and make the comittment...it helps to make sure you feel held accountable by someone else. and make decent journaling materials a target bonus after x amount of days of Journaling. Hope this Helps

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