Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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chinosurferchick 5
Maybe your boss will give you a raise
perdix 29
If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.
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NPN_Scorpio 16
Nice sideline for any business: free phone booths for employees. Comfy chairs, doors that lock, mood lighting. All wired for sound and video, of course.
ashleii2010 0
Omg that's awesome! XD
julian_96 0
AAAAHAHAHAHAA wata fag
misssmisax 1
Gross
HungerGames95 13
the "raise" joke got old a couple hundred comments ago....
TaylorMcGown 2
Haha this just made my day xD
briar_127 0
Can you say...RAISE!!!
Levvy 22
Got a few typos in there. Allow me. "Today, I was shocked to discover sometimes public places have other people in them. FML." There, that's better.
Oniat 2
Wait wait wait--ON THE SALES FLOOR?!? YDI, idiot, because that could as well been a customer standing there. Have some class and at least go to a restroom for privacy, I don't know who wouldn't fire you for being such an imbecile. Try to be a professional and act like you care about your job
lisha88 1
Lol at least u didn't get into trouble