Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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chinosurferchick 5
Maybe your boss will give you a raise
perdix 29
If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.
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Comments (257)
cooxoxo 9
PROMOTION! Haha :)
ToriBrannigan 0
That sucks
RedPillSucks 31
I'm sure her boss is hoping she does.
mierz 6
What can I say they were really gettin me it on so I hid in the clothes rack
bullrider92 19
Surely you should be able to keep this job.After all,the boss was spying on you.If he fires you,you can get him in trouble too.Sexual harassment.
mierz 6
No she can't because she was having phone sex at work not his fault
leilei614 11
@bullrider92 : having phone sex at work is not appropriate. And I'm not sure you could legally call listening to the conversation "sexual harassment" as the OP was in a public place and therefore had no expectation of privacy. But I'm no lawyer. Just my opinion.
bullrider92 19
But it is his fault that he did not immediatly stop it,instead hiding and getting aroused by it.
calbabe96 5
Raise for a raise? ;)
mask724 7
Now, if it was just the two of them & she offered, her user name might be a bit different
leadman1989 15
"As it turns out theres nonprivacy in public. Infact your privacy is invading on our public" Cookies for everyone that gets it :)
djhenderson 0
Ur Fml made my day I was having the worst day ever now I can't stop laughing
perdix 29
Is your name Moammar, by any chance? He seems to be having a really shitty day today.
talkstoomuch 8
Glad it made your day
sematariux 7
Hahahaha
400cc 2
I'm so wet thinking about this, make me want to call my guy and touch myself
tona01 16
I'm guessing you are guy who got his picture from google, who is making this comment just for atention and a failed attempt at trolling
MeleMallory 0
what if a customer had walked in? I hope you never get another job. There are people out there who deserve jobs; you aren't one of them.
talkstoomuch 8
At some jobs, bosses don't care if you use your phone especially if you have nothing to do. It's not that big of deal. You made it out to be such a big deal
5t3ff1k4h 44
145 - It does look unprofessional though. Granted, I use my phone during downtime at work and no one's ever complained... I even asked my manager whether I could use it or not and he doesn't care what I do as long as the work gets done. My job is not like other jobs though; I've worked at some where you get written up for even having your phone on the floor, not even looking at it. Most jobs find it unacceptable but there is the odd exception to that rule.
lorenzoman77 7
Does anyone else ever add the thumbs up to there reply/comment to be like "mom! Someone likes my reply!" "aww that's great honey your making friends." "yea it is." ? I don't..