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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By Jill - 02/08/2023 18:00

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By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

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docsigma 8

Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:09

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

Andrewl_FML 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:41

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

Comments

Angelice_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:00

Next time, invite him inside for a better view...or a 3-way. (;

ahoyajee 3

Friday 15 July 2011 8:24

wonder how you found that out.

dmeloccaro 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:24

Me too #23. how the hell did you find out???

Themindblower 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:47

Have you ever heard of curtains?

travis_08 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 3:57

Hey it's free **** ;)

subwoofa 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:06

Do you own curtains?

bobbeta30 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:21

Ydi for not closing the blinds

afgzz 2

Sunday 19 February 2012 21:19

So you watched him watching you having sex? How does your husband feel about that? Watching other man while having sex with him lol

noreallywhat 17

Friday 26 April 2013 13:48

Am I the only person to question this whole 5 cigs thing? I know how long it takes to smoke a cig and if your husband last for 5 of them I don't see how your life in anyway is FML worthy